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Pick the one that suits you best ?
Do you know your HYMNS?
The Dentist's Hymn........ ......... ..............Crown Him with Many
Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn..............................There Shall Be Showers of
Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn........ .................... The Church is One
Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn........ ......... ...............Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn........ ......... ...............There is a Green Hill Far
Away
The Politician's Hymn........ ......... ...........Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist' s Hymn........ .................. Open My Eyes That I Might
See
The IRS Agent's Hymn........ ......... ......... ..I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn........ ......... .. ......... ..Pass It On
The Electrician' s Hymn........ ......... .........Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn........ ......... ......... ...Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn. ..............................I've Got a Mansion Just
over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn ............ ......... He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn..................... ......... .The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph....... ......... ....God Will Take Care of You
65mph....... ......... ....Nearer My God To Thee
85mph....... ......... ....This World Is Not My Home
95mph....... ......... ....Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph.... ............ ..Precious Memories
120mph....................Beyond the Sunset
150mph....................The Master Has Called
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk........Amen
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